Nose-picking as entertainment

Would your life make a good reality show? I ponder that as I sit here typing this entry. If I was world-famous, would 15 minutes of footage of my fingers moving over a keyboard be worthy of air time on MTV?

For your consideration: The television show "Newlyweds," which proves celebrities, even one as hot as Jessica Simpson, are as boring as hell when the camera lights go off.

"...This is the episode where Jessica tries to make popcorn in the microwave, but the microwave won't work. She tries and tries, and eventually gets upset and starts to cry. She calls all her friends over, and they spend the day giving each other pedicures and drinking exotic bottled water and complaining about how unfair life is. Then about 25 minutes into the show, Jessica discovers the microwave is unplugged. Then she hits her head on a skillet and everybody laughs..."
The show ends with Nick Lachey wondering why he ever decided to marry Jessica.
"Oh, that's right. The sex!" he finally says, smacking his forehead. "She's so stupid, I sometimes forget how hot she is."